# Tutorial script
6000    1500  text  Ah yes, I know. I'm amazing.
10000   1000  text  Ah, that was cool.
11500   1200  text  Und hello everyone.
13000   1000  text  My name is Jurgen
14000   1700  text  Guntherswarchzhaffenstrassen.
18000   1500  text  Und today I will show you
19600   1400  text  how to play this game.
21100   1500  text  Check this sh*t!
26000   1500  text  And now, pick up your keyboard
27500   1500  text  like this.
26000   5000  pic   pose.png
29800   1300  text  When I shred,
31800   1500  text  I use the whole keyboard.
34000   1500  text  But since you SUCK,
37000   1000  text  You will only need
38000   1000  text  These five frets,
37000   5500  pic   keyboard.png
39000   2000  text  Und zie Pick button.
42000   2000  text  However, zie most important
44000   2000  text  is the Escape button.
46000   5000  pic   esc.png
48000   1000  text  You will need it,
49000   1500  text  when you finally realize
50500   1500  text  that you SUCK.
52500   500   text  Bigtime.
54000   1500  text  To me, that is already obvious.
58000   2000  text  Ok, there comes your first note.
60500   2000  text  You can already hold down the 1st fret
62500   1000  text  BUT DON'T PICK IT YET!
63500   1500  text  You missed it.
66000   2000  text  Ok, let's try it again.
69000   2000  text  Ok, wait for it.
71000   800   text  Wait for it.
71800   1000  text  No!
73500   1000  text  Wait for it.
75500   1000  text  Wait for it.
77500   1000  text  *Sigh*
79000   2000  text  Now, hold down two frets.
85000   2000  text  Ah, you missed it!
87500   3500  text  And now, try this super easy lick.
106500  2000  text  Und up to my tempo.
108500  1000  text  Don't try this,
109500  1500  text  or you'll just hurt yourself.
114000  1500  text  Ok, that was about
115500  1500  text  four billion notes per second.
117500  1500  text  If I play that any faster,
119500  1500  text  your minds would just blow up.
122500  2000  text  Ok, that is it for now.
124500  1000  text  You can now go and sell
125500  1500  text  your keyboards on Ebay.
127500  1500  text  Because you SUCK.
130000  1500  text  And remember one thing.
132000  2000  text  I am your new god, little girls.